What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 13:48

Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Still no good.
How short is too short for a skirt?
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Why is it difficult to get a job?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do we write and pronounce "it's my pleasure" in Italian?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Have you ever secretly watched someone while they were doing something private?
Just Forget it!
No way
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