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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 13:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

Still no good.

How short is too short for a skirt?

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Why is it difficult to get a job?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is something wrong with my discharge? So, when I masturbate, white discharge comes from my vagina, but it's not stretchy, it's pasty. It doesn't smell and I'm not itchy, so I'm sure it's not a yeast infection. Why is it pasty though?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

'Whip/Nae Nae' child star pleads guilty but mentally ill, gets 30 years for cousin's death - USA Today

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do we write and pronounce "it's my pleasure" in Italian?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Have you ever secretly watched someone while they were doing something private?

Just Forget it!

No way

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?